Well, it's a chilly morning in mid-May, and I feel the urge to prophesy - so here goes:
1. Gordon Brown is on the way out. Admittedly, that one didn't put too great a strain on the crystal ball.
2. David Cameron is on the way out. Even if he patches up some shameful deal to stay in power, he won't last for more than a few months. The tories will never forgive him for the dog's breakfast he made of the election.
3. The EU is heading for economic breakdown. You can't get people out of debt by lending them more money. The euro is headed for parity with the chocolate button.
4. 'Global Warming' is on the way out. Shifting weather patterns will mean a cold, wet summer, this year and for years to come. The solarists were right, the carbonists were wrong.
5. Another financial crunch is imminent. The bail-outs haven't changed the underlying problems. See prediction 3, above.
6. Obama is on the way out. See prediction 5.
And with that lot off my chest, I shall return to bed, until the sun rises. If it does.
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